Our Mission

Welcome to Mess Merchandise, your wingman for custom Naval Aviation gear.

We know that managing squadron swag falls on some poor nugget dubbed the "mess treasurer," turning a fun project into a logistical nightmare of spreadsheets, lost cash, and a mess of leftover shirts. We are here to help! Our specialty is designing, producing and delivery high-quality equipment that your squadron will be proud to wear. 

How We Make It Easy:

We eliminate the traditional burdens of squadron logistics. 

  • No more chasing funds! Your wardroom can purchase gear directly through our site, meaning no one in the squadron has to manage group funds or hunting down overdue payments.
  • Direct shipping! We ship individual orders directly to each customer. Your mess treasurer no longer needs to store boxes of inventory or manage large orders. Everything you need will be available 24/7 on our website.

Our Mission:

Our slogan says it all: "Taking the mess out of being the mess treasurer!"

Whether you are looking to manage your existing merch or design something entirely new, we have you covered. We are here to make sure you impress in the brief, in the aircraft and at the O-Club. Let us handle the details so your can focus on the mission.

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